Introducing the First Line of Patburke.net Merchandise

Introducing the most insane sweatshirts of 2015. They're bananas. They're fuego. Get em while they're hot, only $25. If, for some weird reason, these don't appeal to you, then go on over to http://gofundme.com/r9ztge6 to help us get started.

Also, we carry the Casey McCloud special.

Last, but not least, the freshest shirt known to man.