WILL THE REAL BOOF STUBBY PLEASE STAND UP?

Me, Poser 2, Poser 1

Disclaimer: I am very angry at the moment. A few days ago, I put a shirt up for sale to make some money to further my internet expansion. It seemed all fine and dandy. Amazon was totally hooking me up and I was raking in the money like it was going out of style. By that, I mean I sold 5 shirts in two days, which is a total win (shoutout to everyone who bought a shirt!)

Yesterday, I got a text from my friend Berg asking if I dropped the price on my shirt. Being the frugal fanny that I am, I told him that I didn't and got very confused. Nothing is more confusing than sitting in your car after a long day at the ol' internship and hearing that you dropped prices on something that wasn't selling like hotcakes. He sent me a screenshot of a knockoff Boof Stubby t-shirt by a company called Funny Tee at five bucks cheaper than I was selling the real one! Imagine my dismay! A lowly blogger can't even make a buck on the internet these days. What a sad, sad world we live in.

I submitted an intellectual property rights violation to Amazon, figuring that this issue would resolve itself in a matter of a day or two. Mr. Bezos assured me that all would be resolved, and I slept like a baby. (It didn't really matter because the majority of the readers weren't buying shirts anyway, cough cough.)

Fast forward to tonight: I'm on the phone with my dad and he asks how the shirt situation is going. I mosey on over to the computer and search "Boof Stubby" on Amazon. Imagine my surprise when I see a damn SECOND KNOCK-OFF SHIRT!

I am livid. I am typing this with the rage of a thousand suns. To top it all off, these bastards were selling my shirt a dollar cheaper than the other scumbags were! I don't know what to do. I just wrote a very angry letter to my colleagues at the world's largest online retailer.

You know what really threw me over the top? Whoever created the company name for these shirts decided that "Boof Stubby tee" would be an appropriate name. CEASE AND DESIST!! I will come at you like a spider-monkey. I hope I don't catch any of these posers in a dark alley because only the real Boof Stubby will come out victorious.

This is the first scandal at Boof Stubby and I need all the troops to rally and leave awful reviews on these fake ass shirts. Support local business. Don't let the bad guys win. It's me (or us, if you choose to enter into the fight) against the world. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't buy the knock-off shirts because if I see you in these weirdly big logo t-shirts, I will fight you. That is my promise.

At the end of the day, I will be the last one standing.

For those who want to support the blog and buy a shirt to spread brand awareness, the link is right here. https://www.amazon.com/Boof-Stubby-Original-Logo-T-Shirt/dp/B07DTCQ2JJ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1529545624&sr=8-1&keywords=boof+stubby&dpID=31pftxQQ-NL&preST=_SX342_QL70_&dpSrc=srch.

I appreciate every single person that has bought one and is thinking of buying one after hearing about the disrespect that has transpired over the past few days. Updates to follow.